I wrote this in about 10 minutes, but it sounds pretty ideal to me.
Any utopia would turn into a dystopia in about 14 hours of existence because of all of the douche bags that will take advantage of the system, but it’s still fun to think about all the ways I can make my world perfect, right? First off, there will be no more douche bags. Poof. No more hatred, discrimination, prejudice, big-head syndrome, or any of that other nonsense that our world is thriving in today. Government would not exist because everyone will contribute just as much as the next person. Language is no longer a barrier and everyone is able to communicate with each other. People work together to contribute toward society, and money isn’t an issue; we pay each other with pointless jokes and sarcasm. People work the jobs they do because they love it, not because they are money-hungry mongrels. People are motivated to follow their aspirations and don’t feel pressured to go towards a certain path because of what they see in magazines and movies, because everyone is self satisfied with who they really are. Since gaining weight usually makes people unhappy, obesity does not exist. Eating is actually a sport and spectators gather by the millions to watch the world cup. People always enjoy family vacations and appreciate street art. Oh yeah, and we can all fly.